i will definitely live forever alone with 5 dogs and maybe 1 cat

tagged: hmm maybe 2 catsidkmytexto
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  1. me on a spanish test:cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
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  1. me:what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  2. school system:worry not
  3. school system:mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

tagged: ME
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officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

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instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

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(October 18th)
Happy 27th Birthday, Zac Efron!
tagged: BAAAEzac efron
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